Squirrely Anarchy Spreads Across the Land

The latest uprisings in Forest Foe have reached a boiling point as squirrels have begun using advanced tactics, including but not limited to:

• Acorn-based Molotov cocktails
• Tree-top acrobatics
• Disrupting the local birdseed supply chain

We've received reports that the squirrels have even formed their own union, with a 5-point plan to take over the forest:

1. To demand more nuts and seeds
2. To establish squirrel-only zones in the forest
3. To abolish all birdhouses
4. To create a squirrel-based economy
5. To install a squirrel-in-chief

Stay tuned for further updates on this rapidly developing story.

Read the Squirrel Union's 5-Point Plan | Squirrel Uprising FAQ